10 Great Quotes from The Office

The Office is a popular half hour comedy show on NBC Thursday nights at 8PM ET.  The show centers on a cubicle office set up with a variety of characters led by office manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell).   The following are ten of the most memorable The Office Quotes from some of the show’s main characters.

1. Toby: Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s, uh, you know. There’s gambling and alcohol… And it’s in our dangerous warehouse. And it’s a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?

2. Michael Scott: That’s what she said!

3. Michael Scott: Everyone is going to end up dying someday. I think it’s better to die with some people that you like, like Oscar and Andy and Concierge Marie, than to know that there’s somebody out there that you love that you’re not with.

4. Dwight Schrute: Dammit, he put my stapler in Jell-O again!

5. Meredith: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

6. Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like…Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like…Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

7. Pam Beesly: Every time Michael’s in a meeting he makes me come in and give him a post-it note telling him who’s on the phone. I did it once and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is, he doesn’t get that many calls so he has me make them up every 10 minutes.

8. Dwight Schrute: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

9. Dwight Schrute: Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a 9-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It’s the perfect situation for me, although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one…and that’s out under the porch.

10. Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

This list of The Office Quotes is just sampling of the many memorable lines from the show since it first aired in 2005.  If you have other favorite quotes from The Office, please send an email to let us know you want to share it with the TV world.